This rap was written a while ago. You see when I went out to parties and would get drunk my friends would tell me that my entire personnality would change. So I named my drunken alter ego CHESTER... CHORUS: "(Che Che Che Chester) It's my drunk personality...(Che Che Che Chester) No more Ha'ass'e... (Che Che Che Chester) It's the man I always wanted to be. (CHESTER) It brings the prick out in me." VERSE 1: "OOOOWEEEE/ Welcome me/ Jon Hasse/ Names boring so cross out he H and the E/ and get the real me/ the ASS you really wanted to see/ The ass who stabs your wife with his long one-eyed tree/ So if you hear a thumpidy thump/ In the other room don't jump/ Just know that you've got a little brother coming soon/So zippidy do and a do da day/Pick Jessica Simpson off the freeway/ And give her all she needs unlike Lache/But for cheap girl I won't pay/ Just sit and talk and put business in a delay/ Aww what a drag/ I could only piss you off more if I were that Clay Aiken fag/ Don't lag/ Speed up/ and read up/ About how many women Kobe Bryants raped and beat up/ It was consentual I swear just ask/ Cause our idea of a romantic evening involves two black gloves and a mask/ Oh shitt/ Now the whole Laker nation hates me/ Just cause I said that a laker raped me/ Well God damn bitch stop your whining/And just come at me like Jack who was in the Shining/ And hippity hop like a hip hop bunny/Cause Im busting out this door and screaming "HERE"S JONNY"... (CHORUS) BRIDGE: 12 Big shots of Rum rum/ Go straight to my Tum tum/ Makes um gimme gimme some some/ Che Che Che Che Chester/ Coming here to molest ya/ Ain't gonna caress her/ Just zip that zipper and undress ya/ Chestaaaa VERSE 2: I don't give a fuck that Ashley Simpson lip sink/ I'll still make her lips stink/ After she sucks on my limp dink/Do you really think that I think/ When I speak/So don't tweak/When I speak about that white and black Micheal Jackson freak/ And don't think that that was at all subliminal/ Cause I make sex tapes too but I ain't no Smooth Criminal/ And now Im on a rants/ Watching the feds find more little boys pants/ In the back room of Neverland Ranch/ Than one of the Sears stores branch/ So get on the floor and just dance/ Just dance/ Fuck the dance a few drinks will make ladies fill up my pants/ I dont give a fuck/ I got no morals I'll fuck them drunk/ and have them walking around all week like a wounded duck/ Im tired of girls calling me such a jerk/Jackass/ala prick/ Well just suck a dick while we circle jerk young fellow/ Jacking off with a bucket of marshmellows/ But these jumbo size ain't doing it/ Maybe Spears tits will do the trick/ Ooops Ooops britney I did it again/ And I hurt your feelings with my ink filled pen/ Im sorry forgive me please/ Just be my slave you can keep them STD's/ Cause you have more disease/ Than a dog has fleas/ Oh nooo/ You didn't just hear what you thought you heard/ So just flip the bird with your middle toe/ Get on the floor and smack a hoe... (CHORUS) (BRIDGE)

Author: chester1234
Tags: Chester audio
Posted: 22 November 2005
Rating: 1.6
Votes: 118